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Citizen Sculptor
by Patrick O’Hare
AS
of last December, the northern French city of
“The
bold red has obvious political connotations but
also brings to mind industrial red paint,” he
noted. The map signifies, as well as the Internationale,
the fact that
Thankfully,
and despite an often-complex relationship with
I’m
probably not the only one who has admired the
almost cartoon-like style which is particular
to Hunter’s work but the lack of detail is far
from accidental: it has neither gender nor race
and is even masked, leaving the figure at the
same time universal and open to interpretation.
Hunter
noted that having the figure without a plinth,
at head-height and essentially unprotected is
effectively an act of trust in the public. So
be warned Voice readers and remember to clean
the grease from your chips and cheese off your
hands before you go fingering this particular
city centre feature.
Those
culture vultures out there would do well to look
out for Hunter’s next big exhibition, A Shout
in the Street which will be exhibited in the Tramway,
The
sculptor believes the grand old book of communism
to be “full of poetic language” and he picked
out another gem of a quote: “all that it solid
melts into air”, which is also the title of a
book, on modernization and modernism, by Marxist
philosopher Marshall Berman which inspired many
of Hunter’s prints.
What
advice would the politically-engaged sculptor
proffer on how the SSP should handle culture should
we ever get into power (no harm in dreaming surely)?
We
would make a good start by adopting a more committed
attitude to cultural expenditure, moving away
from our puritanical, Calvinist roots and learning
a bit from our Gallic neighbours, whom Hunter
characterizes as having a much more “indulgent”
attitude to culture.
A
prominent statue commemorating Red Clydeside anyone?
The
Wild Brunch
Keef
Tomkinson
Keef casts his eye across life’s more leisurely pursuits in order to put a wee bit of CULTure into our lives.
PENSIONS.
Controversial subject. Just last week the striking
Grangemouth workers brought the issue home to
the whole nation and forced the question, ‘What’s
the story with jerry cans?’You know,who gave them
that name? Aguy called Jerry?
I
do not have a pension except for the state one
I pay in to with each paycheque. I do not consider
my earnings enough to have the luxury of pension.
Rent, food and living are a greater priority for
me and many others my age. It’s a shame as these
workers are at the vanguard of keeping the idea
of real pensions alive.
I
have a plan B, just in case, for the time I choose
to retire, and no doubt the Gordon Browns of the
future will make sure that is a long way into
my 80s. It is a simple plan but researched using
nothing but the Murdoch Press.
On
the day before my retirement I will commit a serious,
maybe even a heinous crime. Nothing sexual or
against kids but something that will put me behind
bars and into a life of free meals, heating, self
improvement courses and a plasma TV in my bedroom.
The Sun says so anyway.
Maybe
if my current work offered a more appealing package
I would change my criminal ways before they begin,
but it’s unlikely the penny pinchers of *****
will do that. But they are not unusual. Any decent
pension scheme is being closed down.
Except,
that is, for one organisation. One organisation
that offers a fully funded final salary scheme
to all workers with an incentive-driven increase
included. In fact, Al Qaeda’s pension scheme for
suicide bombers is the most competitive on the
market.
Its
one hundred percent update and almost zero percent
payouts make it a win-win for employee and employer
alike. But it’s not just the high flyers in the
suicide department who get the benefits, I hear
all employees get a very competitive package on
being hired.
Even
the lowly clerical assistants, human resource
administrators and financial clerks get a starting
package of private medical care (dentist and optician
included), travel expenses for instances of fleeing,
childcare places at local madrassas, a mobile
phone (detonator optional) and corporate diary
(containing the obligatory map of the London Underground).
Only suicide bombers get a company car or truck.
Reports
have it that although the majority of the funding
for this comes from Oscar The Bin Laden, additional
funds come from both
Given
these pressures, Al Qaeda is considering floating
itself on the stock exchange for an injection
of cash. In order to attract the right investment,
gun belts are being tightened and much of the
workers’ package is being trimmed down. How? Well
a number of western companies are considering
tendering bids for the rights to the contract
to run Al Qaeda’s administrative apparatus.
Dick
Cheney’s Halliburton are in the running but numerous
British outsourcing agents like Capita are also
looking to see how they can offer Al Qaeda a smoother
and more efficient organisation. Of course all
of this means one thing. While Oscar The Bin Laden
will remain a wealthy man, the cutbacks will be
aimed at those people who make Al Qaeda tick.
A squeeze of wages, pension provisions and of
course redundancies will be the order of the day.
The
SSP will be there on the picket lines making sure
our copy of the Al Qaeda’s Voice is distributed.
Victory to the working men and...other men of
Al Qaeda Plc.