Scottish Socialist Voice
Issue 294
1st February 2007

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—front page—

SILENCE IS NO LONGER AN OPTION

Mass US protest against Iraq war

As the Iraq war grinds towards its fourth anniversary, the UK has been wrong-footed by the US.
Blair clearly wanted the whole sorry mess done and dusted by now, so he could step down in a blaze of glory. Or go on and on and on in a blaze of glory, perhaps.
But the idiot to whom he is shackled, George W Bush, is determined to pour a further 21,500 US troops into the furnace, and would no doubt like to see the UK make a contribution.
Bad news for Tony. Catastrophic news for the troops and the people of Iraq, who have paid with their lives for Bush and Blair’s imperialist misadventure in the Gulf. But the tide of opinion is turning very much against these Western warlords.
On 27 January, tens of thousands converged on Washington DC to attend a mass anti-war rally outside Capitol Hill.
Veterans and military families, including bereaved families holding up pictures of their lost sons and daughters, stood up alongside peace groups and ordinary citizens, and actress and veteran peace campaigner Jane Fonda, speaking at her first anti-war rally in 34 years.
Speaking from a stage on which stood a flag-draped coffin, Fonda said: “Silence is no longer an option. I’m so sad we have to do this - that we did not learn the lessons of the Vietnam War.”
Support for the Iraq war has hit an all-time low in the US, with the majority of Americans deploring Bush’s call for a further US troop deployment.
The US electorate gave the Republicans a thumping at November’s mid-term elections, but the Grand Old Party still controls the White House and will, if Bush’s troops plan is anything to go by, wreak havoc until the electorate can kick them into touch in 2009.
Over here, anti-war feeling grows daily, and is likely to deliver a crushing blow to Scottish Labour, who weakly acquiesced in their paymasters’ murderous jaunt, at the Holyrood elections in May.
Not only has our parliament colluded in a war that has killed at least 600,000 civilians, it has done so while agreeing to host a new generation of weapons of mass destruction, namely the Trident nuclear submarines moored in the Clyde.
For £76billion, we can remain a major potential target for terrorist attacks and endure the transport of deadly nuclear missiles along our roads.
Silence is no longer an option. Let’s make our opposition felt at the anti-war, anti-Trident demo on 24 February in Glasgow, and on 3 May at the ballot box.

Bin the bomb

Sat 24 Feb

assemble 11.30am, George Sq, Glasgow

—page two—

PCS: 280,000 in strike action

Over 280,000 civil servants were taking strike action this week in defence of their jobs and the vital services they supply, against a brutal campaign of cuts being waged by the government.
Over 200 agencies and departments united across Britain under the banner of the PCS union to face down the government over job cuts, derisory pay and the threat of privatisation which Labour is holding over a host of public services.
Labour has already slashed 36,000 civil service jobs, and Chancellor Gordon Brown has announced a target of 20 per cent budget cuts and 104,000 job cuts - an arbitrary figure he plucked from the sky to shore up his ‘iron’ image in time for his leadership bid.
The civil servants taking strike action are not the bowler-hatted mandarins of high office - low pay is rife in the civil service, with one quarter of members of the PCS earning less than £15,340.
They are hard working staff who face chaos in their workplaces, and the services we all use, if the government continues its campaign of cost cutting.
The cuts include office closures, the shunting of locally accessible services into huge call centres, and the hiving-off of contracts into the private sector, where cowboys will cut corners for a fast buck. The government has already spent a whopping £7.2billion on private consultants.
The strike action is a fight to save public services. Twinned with a two-week long overtime ban, there is more action to follow. This is the beginning of a long battle that needs to be won, before New Labour fulfils its aim of wiping out the public sector for the sake of profit.

Sir Gus bullies low paid workers

by Richie Venton,
SSP workplace organiser

The head of the civil service, Sir Gus O’Donnell, has stooped to every trick in the book to scupper the strike. During the PCS ballot he wrote to all staff advising them to vote NO.
They wisely ignored this (unfriendly) advice from someone instrumental in a savage, concerted attack on civil servants’ jobs, pay and the service they provide.
Then, 48 hours before the one-day strike, he wrote to every civil servant again, expressing “how disappointed” he is at the ballot and the plan to strike, trying to whip up scabbing. But as several PCS members told the Voice, this has only served to stiffen the resolve of PCS members, and helped to clarify that there are two forces in collision here, which is why the union needs such decisive action.
Sir Gus is bombarding and trying to bully low paid workers. He himself is on £238,000 a year. That is £20,000 a month, which is more than the annual wage of over half of all civil service workers. It means he earns more in three weeks than a quarter of PCS members earn in a year - £15,000.
His attempts to undermine the strike with claims that the ballot result does not really give the union a mandate fly in the face of reality. With a 38 per cent turnout, the ballot compares favourably with general elections and by-elections - and certainly with the absolute minority of the vote (35 per cent of votes cast, under 22 per cent of the electorate) which elected this axe-wielding New Labour government.

Council in threat to evict janitor

Glasgow City Council is about to make a recently retired school janitor homeless, despite over 25 years of loyal service and little prospect of being re-housed in the little time allotted to him to move out of council-owned premises.
John Howley is the former janitor of Bonnyholm Primary School in Pollok. “A well-known and well-loved individual”, according to local Scottish Socialist Party councillor Keith Baldassara, whose school “could not speak highly enough of him... or the contribution he made.”
Yet, barely three weeks into his retirement, he received an Eviction Notice from George Walker and Co, on behalf of the Glasgow City Council, informing him that he has until 13 April to remove himself or have the School House repossessed from under him.
Though John is entitled to tied points, which should guarantee him a decent offer of social housing from either the GHA or other housing association, “the problem is that the best and decent social housing has a very low turnover and therefore his merited offer of a house may not be forthcoming for at least a number of months.”

Dignity
Keith has demanded that Ronnie O’Connor, executive director or Education, Training and Young People at Glasgow City Council, intervene directly and prevent this eviction.
“I would like to state clearly that, if John Howley faces eviction on 13 April, I will do everything in my power to obstruct Sheriff Officers from gaining access...” said Keith, in a letter to Mr O’Connor.
John is a pensioner and deserves to be treated with dignity.
Keith is confident he will be re-housed, but that it may take some time.
“I am therefore asking for the withdrawal of this Eviction Notice to put John’s mind at ease,” Keith’s letter continued.
“He has never had a Sheriff Officer’s letter in his life and was visibly shaken and emotionally distressed when he came to see me at my surgery.”

Zahra Byansi returns to Glasgow

As we went to press, we heard that Zahra Byansi and her two children had been released from Yarl’s Wood detention centre and were on their way home to Glasgow.
We covered Zahra’s story in the last two issues of the Voice, as friends demonstrated outside Brand Street immigration centre in Glasgow - where Zahra and her sons, aged five and 12, were taken into detention - and then travelled all the way to Yarl’s Wood in the south of England to try to see her. A fresh legal claim stopped the family’s deportation to Uganda, and on Tuesday this week the family made bail and were released from prison to return home.
The Kingsway Amnesty Group, of which Zahra is an active member, said they wanted to thank everyone who’d helped and that they would continue to fight until the family won indefinite leave to remain.

Unity conference

Unity - the asylum seekers’ union - held their annual conference last weekend. A good turnout of around 60 people from all over Glasgow made it a vibrant and lively event.
The confidence of asylum seekers in Scotland is noticeably increased since Unity has started up, and the conference heard from those resisting the raids and deportation.
The centre has produced an excellent guide to dawn raids, making people aware of their legal rights, as well as other guides for people struggling to find a way around the maze which is UK immigration legislation.
Many of the participants brought their young children, leading to a colourful and active crèche, full of children who know no other life except Glasgow yet who are at risk of being snatched, imprisoned and deported at any moment.
Thankfully, Unity is making this possibility a little less likely.

—page three—

PCS: 280,000 in strike action

Over 280,000 civil servants were taking strike action this week in defence of their jobs and the vital services they supply, against a brutal campaign of cuts being waged by the government.
Over 200 agencies and departments united across Britain under the banner of the PCS union to face down the government over job cuts, derisory pay and the threat of privatisation which Labour is holding over a host of public services.
Labour has already slashed 36,000 civil service jobs, and Chancellor Gordon Brown has announced a target of 20 per cent budget cuts and 104,000 job cuts - an arbitrary figure he plucked from the sky to shore up his ‘iron’ image in time for his leadership bid.
The civil servants taking strike action are not the bowler-hatted mandarins of high office - low pay is rife in the civil service, with one quarter of members of the PCS earning less than £15,340.
They are hard working staff who face chaos in their workplaces, and the services we all use, if the government continues its campaign of cost cutting.
The cuts include office closures, the shunting of locally accessible services into huge call centres, and the hiving-off of contracts into the private sector, where cowboys will cut corners for a fast buck. The government has already spent a whopping £7.2billion on private consultants.
The strike action is a fight to save public services. Twinned with a two-week long overtime ban, there is more action to follow. This is the beginning of a long battle that needs to be won, before New Labour fulfils its aim of wiping out the public sector for the sake of profit.

Sir Gus bullies low paid workers

by Richie Venton,
SSP workplace organiser

The head of the civil service, Sir Gus O’Donnell, has stooped to every trick in the book to scupper the strike. During the PCS ballot he wrote to all staff advising them to vote NO.
They wisely ignored this (unfriendly) advice from someone instrumental in a savage, concerted attack on civil servants’ jobs, pay and the service they provide.
Then, 48 hours before the one-day strike, he wrote to every civil servant again, expressing “how disappointed” he is at the ballot and the plan to strike, trying to whip up scabbing. But as several PCS members told the Voice, this has only served to stiffen the resolve of PCS members, and helped to clarify that there are two forces in collision here, which is why the union needs such decisive action.
Sir Gus is bombarding and trying to bully low paid workers. He himself is on £238,000 a year. That is £20,000 a month, which is more than the annual wage of over half of all civil service workers. It means he earns more in three weeks than a quarter of PCS members earn in a year - £15,000.
His attempts to undermine the strike with claims that the ballot result does not really give the union a mandate fly in the face of reality. With a 38 per cent turnout, the ballot compares favourably with general elections and by-elections - and certainly with the absolute minority of the vote (35 per cent of votes cast, under 22 per cent of the electorate) which elected this axe-wielding New Labour government.

Council in threat to evict janitor

Glasgow City Council is about to make a recently retired school janitor homeless, despite over 25 years of loyal service and little prospect of being re-housed in the little time allotted to him to move out of council-owned premises.
John Howley is the former janitor of Bonnyholm Primary School in Pollok. “A well-known and well-loved individual”, according to local Scottish Socialist Party councillor Keith Baldassara, whose school “could not speak highly enough of him... or the contribution he made.”
Yet, barely three weeks into his retirement, he received an Eviction Notice from George Walker and Co, on behalf of the Glasgow City Council, informing him that he has until 13 April to remove himself or have the School House repossessed from under him.
Though John is entitled to tied points, which should guarantee him a decent offer of social housing from either the GHA or other housing association, “the problem is that the best and decent social housing has a very low turnover and therefore his merited offer of a house may not be forthcoming for at least a number of months.”

Dignity
Keith has demanded that Ronnie O’Connor, executive director or Education, Training and Young People at Glasgow City Council, intervene directly and prevent this eviction.
“I would like to state clearly that, if John Howley faces eviction on 13 April, I will do everything in my power to obstruct Sheriff Officers from gaining access...” said Keith, in a letter to Mr O’Connor.
John is a pensioner and deserves to be treated with dignity.
Keith is confident he will be re-housed, but that it may take some time.
“I am therefore asking for the withdrawal of this Eviction Notice to put John’s mind at ease,” Keith’s letter continued.
“He has never had a Sheriff Officer’s letter in his life and was visibly shaken and emotionally distressed when he came to see me at my surgery.”

Zahra Byansi returns to Glasgow

As we went to press, we heard that Zahra Byansi and her two children had been released from Yarl’s Wood detention centre and were on their way home to Glasgow.
We covered Zahra’s story in the last two issues of the Voice, as friends demonstrated outside Brand Street immigration centre in Glasgow - where Zahra and her sons, aged five and 12, were taken into detention - and then travelled all the way to Yarl’s Wood in the south of England to try to see her. A fresh legal claim stopped the family’s deportation to Uganda, and on Tuesday this week the family made bail and were released from prison to return home.
The Kingsway Amnesty Group, of which Zahra is an active member, said they wanted to thank everyone who’d helped and that they would continue to fight until the family won indefinite leave to remain.

Unity conference

Unity - the asylum seekers’ union - held their annual conference last weekend. A good turnout of around 60 people from all over Glasgow made it a vibrant and lively event.
The confidence of asylum seekers in Scotland is noticeably increased since Unity has started up, and the conference heard from those resisting the raids and deportation.
The centre has produced an excellent guide to dawn raids, making people aware of their legal rights, as well as other guides for people struggling to find a way around the maze which is UK immigration legislation.
Many of the participants brought their young children, leading to a colourful and active crèche, full of children who know no other life except Glasgow yet who are at risk of being snatched, imprisoned and deported at any moment.
Thankfully, Unity is making this possibility a little less likely.

—page four—

Bush fuels controversy

“(Biofuels) will help us to confront the serious challenge of global climate change.”
- George W Bush, Texas oil man turned-US president who withdrew unilaterally from the Kyoto Protocol.
“Bioethanol and biodiesel from energy crops compete for land that grows food and return less energy than the fossil fuels squandered in producing them; they are also damaging to the environment and disastrous for the economy.”
Dr Mae-Wan Hoe, world-renowned geneticist and biophysicist, director of the Institute of Science in Society and advisor to the Third World Network.
Well, who would you listen to? Some were encouraged by George W Bush’s State of the Union address last week, in that at least he acknowledged the existence of climate change and pledged millions of dollars in research funding for alternative fuels and the raising of energy efficiency in vehicle engines.
He even set some targets. A fivefold increase in ethanol production, to 3.5billion gallons annually by 2017, equalling 15 per cent of current petrol use. And a 4 per cent increase in fuel efficiency year on year, starting in 2010.
The last one doesn’t count, of course; Bush won’t be president in 2010.
Furthermore, his adoption of the ‘science will save us’ line is naive at best as even  the most advanced science spells it out - the technology required to allow us to live as we currently do, yet without emitting carbon, is impossible, or too far off to save us in time.
Biofuels are a good illustration of this.
They sound good. Surely making fuel from fields of waving corn is far better than sucking it up out of Saudi oil wells? But in practice, they stink.
The biggest problem is land.
There isn’t enough land available on earth to grow the fuel we need to replace even a fraction of our fossil fuel usage, and in any case, that land is needed for food.
Here’s an idea of the scale we’re talking about:
If all the cropland in the US was devoted to growing switchgrass - a good choice, in that it’s prolific, requires a minimum of nitrogen fertiliser and is considered the least environmentally damaging biofuel crop - it still couldn’t begin to match current fossil fuel usage. Plus, it needs a few years to mature.All of which makes Bush’s speech a little suspect.
Could the $84million he poured into research and development of biodiesel and ethanol production simply be a sop to the green movement?
Or worse, a sneaky way of subsidising the oil industry? After all, his vow that fuel producers - like oil companies - include a certain percentage of ethanol and biodiesel in their fuels suggests that that research money may be heading for the coffers of multinationals, not small farmers growing lovely sunflowers.
The EU, possibly less cynically, has already introduced a directive requiring that 5.75 per cent of all fuel be from renewable sources by 2010, which they plan to up to 20 per cent by 2020.
Why can’t we use old chip fat to do this? We do, but even if we turned all the used chip fat in this admittedly chipaholic nation into fuel, it would amount to only 1/380th of our current needs.
The 5.75 per cent is already out of reach, in that there is not enough land available in Europe to grow the necessary fuel crops.
Thus, Europe has to import biofuels, and palm oil is the cheapest.
World Trade Organisation rules make it impossible to prevent unethically produced products like this from going on the market, and trading laws, such as GATS, prevent public bodies from refusing to buy the cheapest option.
Palm oil production strips rainforests, and decimates indigenous communities.
A Friends of the Earth report from 2005 found that 87 per cent of the deforestation that occurred in Malaysia between 1985 and 2000 was due to rainforest being cleared for palm oil plantations.
It continues, across Sumatra, Borneo, Indonesia, Brazil and Malaysia, unchecked.
Clearing generally means burning, releasing all the carbon stored in those trees over decades into the atmosphere at once.
A paper published in Nature magazine estimated that the rainforest fires that created the famous smogs across Indonesia in 1997 released between 13-40 per cent  as much carbon dioxide as the world’s entire consumption of fossil fuels.
Not just that, but it robs the world of its most precious carbon sinks, those vital forests that soak up CO2 and release the oxygen we need to breathe.
It doesn’t get any better when you think about food.
If Third World countries are growing crops to feed our cars, rather than their people - and this will happen, because fuel crops will be worth more on the global market - what are they going to eat?
Food security is already an issue in many countries, not least because global warming, manifesting as droughts and high temperatures, is already causing lower crop yields, and world food prices to rise.
If some crops are then diverted to biofuels, as has happened with corn crops in the US, this pushes up world food prices even more. Corn prices have risen 50 per cent in the US since September 2006, for example.
Then there’s the question of the fossil fuels used to grow all this corn, process it, and ship it all over the country. In the final wash-up, very few carbon savings are made.
There are other options.
We could make ethanol from wood chips. But this means clearing land to grow trees, though admittedly this is less devastating than clearing it to grow palm oil, and you can use land that wouldn’t support crops, but you can see the problem already. Plus, wood is not energy dense, so is expensive to transport, and where will the energy to do this come from? More trees?
There are smaller resources, but few are satisfactory.
We could use agricultural waste, but would then have to make more nitrogen fertiliser to compensate for the diverting of the natural stuff to make fuel.
We simply cannot convert our current energy usage into a sustainable form.
It’s a dangerous delusion, and wastes precious time.
But then, it’s supposed to.
Bush’s speech, like Tony Blair’s recent declaration that we can keep on flying because someone’s bound to invent a fuel-efficient plane soon, was designed to reassure the world’s jeep drivers and jet-setters, who might be a little uneasy about the Larsen B ice shelf crashing into the sea off Greenland, that it’s OK to carry on as normal, and keep pumping money into the fragile, free market economy, because, er, someone will think of something soon.
But everyone’s tried, and there is only one solution.
We must stop burning so much fossil fuel, and that means fewer cars, fewer planes, and an end to the global market that sees beans from Kenya sitting on a supermarket shelf in Milton Keynes.
It’s not rocket science, just plain old science.

—page five—

letters page

Quiz your MSP on school meals
Frances Curran’s proposal to introduce free school meals for all primary school children in Scotland is probably the most important Bill to have come before the Scottish Parliament since its inception.
This is an issue that transcends the eyeball-to-eyeball confrontations that characterise many of the debates between the political parties.
The implication for the health and well-being of children (and indeed of future generations of adults) are enormous.
It is as important as any of the major issues facing us today: the threat posed by global warming; the fear of terrorist reprisals for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan; and the danger from nuclear warheads stored at Faslane.
I would sincerely urge all those who are genuinely concerned with the growing problem of childhood obesity, with the stigma that prevents one third of Scotland’s children from taking up the free school meals to which their family’s economic circumstances entitle them, and with alleviating some of the most crucial aspects of poverty in Scotland - to act now.
Find out where your MSP and your prospective parliamentary candidates for Holyrood stand on this issue.
Make it clear that, on this occasion, it may influence how you vote on 3 May.
I have said that the free school meals issue is far more important than run-of-the-mill politics, and I, personally, have no intention of voting for a candidate - even of my own political party - who is not prepared to support this Bill.
But it is only by putting pressure on those who represent you - or aspire to represent you - that you can exercise your democratic right and achieve something for Scotland for which future generations of Scots will be truly thankful.
Jim Towers,
SNP Spokesperson on Education,
Aberdeenshire Council,
Cruden Bay, Aberdeenshire

Keep checking SSP website
The SSP website is being updated regularly with news and information including campaigning resources.
SSP workplace organiser Richie Venton ensures that we always have any material that is being produced in relation to trade unions and industrial disputes on the website so that comrades in their areas can download them for printing.
Comrades will also find picture galleries from demos, and details on policies such as the free public transport campaign. At the bottom of the front page click on the map of the world. It tells you where people are looking at our website from - a fascinating insight into the SSP’s international interest.
The internet is a vital part of getting our message across. In the coming May election it will be a vital campaigning tool.
Please check out the website regularly for SSP news and info: www.scottishsocialistparty.org
Eddie Truman,
Musselburgh

Stop the war and support Iraqi trade unions!
A recent Voice (issue 292) ran an extremely good, descriptive article by Isam Rasheed about the catastrophe which is now Iraq. Not a day goes by when we don’t hear news of car bombs, suicide bombs, fatal blunders and adventures of occupying forces. UN statistics said 35,000 were killed last year - that is the size of a small town. The civil war and chaos meted out on the Iraqi people, as a result of the arrogant Western Bush/Blair alliance, could not be starker.
What we do not hear much about though is the trade union movement in Iraq, which has raised its head above the parapet to claim its right for decent working conditions, for the government to provide security for workers and the Iraqi people, for basic services such as electricity, for Decree 8750 - which restricts Iraqi unions - to be repealed, for the repeal of Saddam Hussein’s law which prevented unions from organising in the public sector (unions already defy this law) and for an end to the trafficking of foreign workers to Iraq by supporters of the US military. And, perhaps above all other demands, they are campaigning for Iraq’s oil to remain in the hands of the Iraqi people.
This trade union movement, which was banned under Saddam Hussein, is making gains with the help of unions across the world, including the FBU, UNISON and the RMT.
Workers, desperate for work, are often the targets of sectarian bombs. A statement by the General Federation of Workers in Iraq (GFWI) quoted on 17 January on the IFTU website, condemns insurgents who target workers saying:
“All of us know the occupation has destroyed everything in Iraqi society, unleashed the sectarian and nationalist gangs to slaughter and jeopardise people’s safety.
“These groups have failed miserably to instigate people (primarily workers) to fight each other; therefore they change tactics to target the workers in their workplaces and living neighbourhoods; kidnapping women, raping them and throwing them dead in abandoned areas, as a sectarian revenge to add more fuel to the fire. They seek to break the unity of the workers by calling for sectarian federalism and defining it by their ethnic background or religious belief.”
At the same time, dozens of trade union leaders, scholars and journalists have been assassinated since the war began in 2003. The high level of unemployment exacerbates this situation.
Although the picture can seem bleak, Abdullah Muhsin, the International Representative of the GFWI, states that there is not yet full civil war and there is still hope. He argues that although the violence is extreme, it is in just a few (though important) places, it has not engulfed the whole of Iraq and is perpetrated by a minority with foreign backing.
The main political parties in government are still trying to steer Iraq to calmer waters, if they fail there will be a full-scale civil war, but he doesn’t think Iraq is there yet.
He also states that Iraqis defied extremist threats and voted for the first time ever for a government and again to ratify their constitution.
Democratic and patriotic forces are holding their nerve for a new, modern Iraq based on human rights and freedom, as a unitary state with a federal structure for Iraqi Kurdistan.”
He gleans hope from the free press, multi-party system and the newly emerging trade union movement. This is not based on ideology or religion, but on wanting a better society for Iraqis. He says the international community can still help enormously.
It is our historical duty to help the Iraqi people survive and forge a peaceful society, based not on ethnic division but on unity and equality where unions can thrive and grow.
You can make a difference to this. Iraq Union Solidarity Scotland have organised a meeting to take place on 6 February at the STUC, 333 Woodlands Road, Glasgow, at 7.30pm. Come along and see the inspiring DVD of the Iraqi unions tour of the USA organised by US Labour Against the War, and hear Mary Senior, the STUC International Representative, speak.
To stop the war, support the Iraqi trade unions!
Pauline Bradley, Convenor,
Iraq Union Solidarity Scotland n iraqunionsolidarityscotland@yahoo.co.uk iraqunionsolidarityscotland.blogspot.com

Gie’s peace
Morag Balfour

‘Baby Jesus hates bombs’

My decision not to participate in Faslane 365 has triggered a spate of worried questions from mates recently. Have I decided to hang up my criminal hat for good? Well, not really, I’m just not doing blockades until November at least. Those who know me well will understand that I still have plenty of scope for mischief making when time and health allow.
A few days ago I visited my dear friend Barbara in Gartnavel Hospital. She’s had a bad run of luck in the body department of late.
In the last year she has had a mastectomy and two hip replacements. It was the second hip op that brought her back to Gartnavel last week.
For those who aren’t in the know, Barbara is my regular partner in anti-nuclear crime. We knew she’d be out of action for a few months so we managed to squeeze in some direct action just before Christmas. Barbara was adamant and I know when not to argue with her.
We sat in Barbara’s living room armed with thermals, prescription medication and some cans of spray-paint. We were wracking our brains trying to work out what to write, and we wanted it to sound a wee bit festive.
My current favourite slogan is “Jesus hates bombs” but we knew that wouldn’t do on 20 December. As a joke I suggested “Baby Jesus hates bombs” and we cracked up laughing. I am delighted to announce that the phrase “Baby Jesus hates bombs” was duly painted on the roadway outside Coulport nuclear arms depot later that evening. Job done we could relax until Barbara was fit again.
The matching hips that Barbara now sports are made of ceramic and titanium and go by the brand name “Trident”. This is the only form of Trident replacement that meets with my approval. Her friendly wee surgeon even showed us the x-rays. He is well aware of what we get up to. I don’t think she is typical of his client group.
Barbara has promised to send him a postcard from India. In around seven months time she’s off to Darjeeling, where she’ll teach English for three months. Apparently the place is chock-full of stairs so thank goodness she’s had the hip done.
I smiled when I heard about the SNP’s proposed Trident Toll. The plan is to charge Westminster £1million for every nuclear missile that crosses our border. It’s not a bad idea but I don’t think the cost is nearly prohibitive enough. A toll of £100million a missile might do the trick. At times such as these we have to use every angle we have.
Scotland’s for Peace has arranged a demo on 24 February in Glasgow in opposition to the connivances of the Labour Party to saddle us with nuclear weapons until the end of time.
Let’s not forget now that these monstrous weapons can actually bring us to end of time itself, at least those of us more sophisticated than bacteria. I’ve yet to see Gordon Brown close up so I’m unclear which particular species he has most affinity with, but I’m guessing leech, parasite or MRSA based on recent behaviour.
Anyway, this demo will be held shortly before our MPs attempt to sell us down the river so it’s imperative that as many of you who can, actually turn up and show your lovely faces. Even if we don’t win the day we can at least say we did what we could.
Bring your families and friends; tell your neighbours and your workmates. I promise I’m not channelling Kitchener, but I am pointing straight at you - YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU.

—centre pages—

Building a better Scotland

During the 1990s, when recession was sweeping Europe, a major casualty was social housing. The number of public rental units slumped, but nowhere more so than in the UK. Thatcher’s Right to Buy scheme - a cynical ploy to undermine the public sector and lure people into a lifetime of mortgage payments - exacerbated this shrinkage.
On top of this is a new trend, that of prioritising private developments over public build, to the extent that where we desperately need rentable family homes, we get ‘luxury’ one-bedroom apartments starting at £130,000, where our society would benefit from ‘mixed’ housing, where the ABCs live next door to the DEs, we have housing ghettoes, rich and poor, and where we long for local services and independent retailers, we get supermarket behemoths and everyone else run out of town.
Now the waiting lists exceed the number of council houses available, while the housing stock transfer project has brought house-building to a virtual standstill.
Cities are dying from the inside while, as Donnie Fraser reports, at the heart of the rural idyll is a nasty worm of poverty wages, isolation, vanishing services and homelessness.
Even those who have a home are not winning, given the rotten state of the British construction industry, whose bosses cut corners with impunity thanks to the government’s overweening ambition to be business-friendly.
This, as Charlotte Cameron discovers, means our housing stock is hopelessly energy inefficient. Literally, we pay a fortune for heating that goes right out the window. And the poorest amongst us, the ones forced back onto the safety net of social housing, get it worst.
Bad housing is bad news for the planet, and for people, and we deserve better.

Poverty in paradise

Rural housing is in crisis - it’s a phrase so well-worn these last few years that it has become little more than a cliché spouted from the lips of bourgeois politicians whenever elections loom.
Yet crisis is too soft a word for many rural communities, where the real issues are too often hidden behind a mask of idyllic scenery and isolation.
Admittedly rural Scotland doesn’t suffer the same scale of deprivation as is found in, say, Drumchapel or Craigmillar. But scratch the surface, and the same sort of situations become apparent.
The Scottish Index Of Multiple Deprivation report last year showed that the numbers of rural communities slipping into most deprived status is on the inc